Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
NO CHEATING.


1.How does the world see me?
"Down To The River To Pray" by Allison Krauss. (ummm... the world must be blind...)

2. Will I have a happy life?
"Lyin' Eyes" by Eagles (so... I'm gonna enter a loveless marriage and cheat? fun.)

3. What do people really think of me?
"Hindi Sad Diamonds" from Moulin Rouge (So... people think I'm a materialistic whore? and it's sad?)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"I'd Love To Lay You Down" by Conway Twitty (Ahahahahahaha- I guess people do )

5. How can I make myself happy?
"If I Could Turn Back Time" by Cher (but...that's impossible... and i don't want to get back together with the last person I broke up with...That would not make me happy...)


6. What should I do with my life?
"Leaving Hogwarts" from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (WHY WOULD I LEAVE HOGWARTS???? IT'S MY GREATEST DESIRE TO GO THERE!!!)


7. Will I ever have children?
"Same Old Story" by Garth Brooks (apparently, I won't. Unless me and this boyfriend, who's dreaming of leaving me, have unprotected sex before he leaves me.)


8. What is some good advice for me?
"Braveheart Theme" from Braveheart (WHAT THE HELL?? Going to war is NEVER good advice for me. HAVE YOU SEEN MY PHYSIQUE??? I would be the first one killed!!! I'd be waddling along, then POOF, arrow through my gigantic fat body)


9. What do I think my current theme song is?
"They're Playing Our Song" by Neal McCoy (hmm... doesn't fit at all. Unless this symbolizes my DESIRE to have this kind of life right now)


10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"One Girl Army" by Five Iron Frenzy (Hmm...I guess everyone thinks I'm a pretty strong woman who can accomplish stuff by myself. Either that or they chose this song because of the trumpet fanfare at the beginning )

11. What song will play at my funeral?
"Felix Le Chat" by Chantal Goya. (IT WOULD BE ALL KK'S FAULT!!! I know that she would be the one who decides to play a song about kitties at my funeral...)


12. What is my day going to be like?
"Redbird Entry and Fight Song" from the Big Red Marching Machine 2006 season (OH GOD!!!! BAND CAMP IS STARTING TOMORROW??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I thought I had 2 more weeks till hell week....)


13. Why am I here?
"Suspicious Minds" by Elvis Presley (I'm here... to be suspicious of my non-existant husband?)

14. What will people remember me for?
"Good Ride Cowboy" by Garth Brooks (I'm going to be known for singing country songs? Or am I going to be known for giving good rides to cowboys?)


15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
"The Day That I Die" by Good Charlotte (Too late... it's now stuck in my head now.)


16. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" by Billy Joel (Hmm.. I guess they want to for me being out of style...)


17. What will this year be all about?
"Hold On To Your Love" by Taylor Hicks (Ummm.... if someone loves me, they'll know it? But if they don't, then not to go for it? Huh... guess i'm going to have a messed up year...)


18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
"It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls (ahahaha)


19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
"Without You" from My Fair Lady (I bet the crowd will be really confused. Unless I'm speaking to Egotistical People Of America)


20 - Your message to the world:
"The Rain In Spain" from My Fair Lady (my message to the world is that it's going to be rainy in Spain??? kinda pointless unless....GLOBAL WARMING)


21 - Your deepest secret:
"Every Morning" by Sugar Ray (ummm....huh.)

22 - Your innermost desire:
"The Invisibility Cloak and the Library Scene" from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (SEE??? I TOLD YOU IT WAS MY DESIRE TO GO TO HOGWARTS)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:
"Good Company" from Oliver and Company (This is kind of freaky. As a kid, and adult, I LOVED this movie and would always watch it and sing along.)


24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
"They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" by Napoleon XIV (Apparently, our relationship isn't the healthiest.)


25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
"Mayberry" by Rascal Flatts (apparently, I'm dreaming of back home?)

26 - Right now, your feelings are:
"Murder by Numbers" by Police (I want to kill someone????? Multiple people????)


27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:
"Double Trouble(Something Wicked)" from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (So apparently I'm not going to fall in love until I go to Hogwarts? At this rate, I'll NEVER fall in love...)

28 - You scream during sex:
"Collide" by Howie Day (yeah....that's right... we "collide")


29 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:
"What The World Needs Now Is Love" by Jackie DeShannon

Now Go! Go spread that love!!! Lovely Survey Love.